Hey, I have an idea. Instead of all this tredmill and eating right to get fit, why don’t I take a cue from big business and just get a law passed that says I’m in shape! That would save a lot of time and effort!

When the small farmer wanted to get his beef labeled “grass fed”, he actually let the cows graze and earned the designation. But big business doesn’t have time for this approach.

Stopping Companies from Defrauding Consumers with Bogus 'Grass-Fed' Labels – Organic Consumers Association